This is our last 24 hours. Last night I was thinking about the fact that Will and Helen had their 18-month doctor's appointment today, which meant shots for the poor guys. Cort and I had gone to great lengths to make sure we could both go to the appointment today, so I confirmed the plan with him. He assured me that yes, he would be there. In fact, he had even moved his deposition from morning to afternoon so he could make the 8:00am appointment. Um, the appointment is at 3:20pm. Great. So today I pick them both up and take them to the doctor alone. We wait forty minutes in the waiting room. The whole time, Will is running away from me, through the newborn waiting area, the lab area, and into the examination area. While I chased after him, Helen would go into the newborn waiting area and climb up on all the chairs. Then while I went to get her, off Will would go again. Great. I finally just stationed myself in the doorway using sort of a zone defense. I swear everyone in the waiting room was laughing at me. Then my phone rang and it was Charlie's teacher telling me that he was throwing up at school. Great. As soon as I hung up, I realized that one of the babies had a dirty diaper. I checked. It was Helen. It was diarrhea. Great. So I had to take both babies into the public restroom, where I got to change Helen's absolutely disgusting diaper while Will wandered around touching things. Great. Then I got a small reprieve -- Cort finished his deposition and came to the doctor's office so he could switch cars with me and go pick up the sick Charlie and his brother. He stuck around for the weighing and measuring (Will is still a pipsqueak, but Helen hit 50-75% in height!). It is soooo much easier at the doctor's office with two parents. But then he left to get Charlie the puker. I fed Will and Helen goldfish, which they mostly threw and then ate off the floor. And I'm sure the floor at the doctor's office is super clean. Great. After their examination, they got three shots each. They were NOT happy. Poor Helen went first, then had to sit and cry by herself when it was over, because I had to hold Will down. Great. Then they wouldn't keep the bandaids on and kept bleeding on their clothes. Great. After the shots I had to take them both, by myself, to get Will's blood drawn in the lab -- the lab that isn't closed in so my other kid could run around unchecked with all sorts of needles and medical equipment. I decided to put her in a chair, but while doing that I had to let Will go and he hit his head on a sharp piece of metal. Great. Helen did well on the chair though, and we got the blood drawn and got the heck out of there. I picked up groceries on the way home, and Will and Helen cried all the way home. When I got home Cort was finishing up dinner. I heard Charlie calling from the bathroom so I went to check on him. He was sitting there on the toilet with a confused, teary look on his face, saying "it just keeps coming Mom." Poor guy. So I spent dinner going back and forth from putting up groceries to checking on Charlie, who was apparently afraid he was going to be stuck on the toilet for infinity. After dinner, Cort was checking on Charlie (still on the toilet) and, as I was giving Will and Helen some Motrin for the shots, the dog threw up all over the kitchen and living room. Great. I scooped Will and Helen up before they waded through it and put them in the first place with a baby gate that could contain them -- the stairs. At that point, my wonderful, terrific, outstanding husband -- who is definitely in the running for husband of the year -- said why didn't I just take Will and Helen upstairs for their bath? I high-tailed it out of there and he cleaned up the dog puke, put a pullup on Charlie so he wouldn't be scared to get off the toilet, and settled the boys down to watch some sports. Everyone is in bed now, and quiet. But this sort of thing usually gets worse before it gets better, so we're not looking forward to the next few days here.