This weekend, Cort did some spring cleaning and found a piece of paper where he had written down this conversation he had with Joseph. I wish I knew when it was from, but regardless, it makes my Monday!
Scene: Joseph is supposed to be asleep, but is making noise in his room. Cort goes in.
Cort: "What's wrong?"
Joseph: "I need you to fix my diaper."
Cort: "What's wrong with your diaper?"
Joseph: "It's open."
Cort: "Why?"
Joseph: "I need to check on my penis."
Cort (presumably with a straight face): "Why?"
Joseph: "I need to check on my penis one time."
Cort: "Did you check on your penis?"
Joseph: "Yes. I check on my penis one time."
Cort: "Can I fix your diaper?"
Joseph: "Yes. I put my penis back."
Cort: "OK. I fixed your diaper."
Joseph: "Yes. Goodnight."
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