What we learned the first week of kindergarten

Charlie has a kid in his kindergarten class named Daniel who is only 3 or 4 years old.  Really, Charlie? You don't think he might just be small for his age?

Everyone in Joe's class got a green card/smiley face, except Ryan who got yellow/a straight face for talking when the teacher was talking.  I'm SO glad I'm not Ryan's mom!

Charlie has a Sophia sitting at his table, and Joseph has a Sophia sitting at his table too!  You wouldn't believe how much they liked this coincidence.

Cody can already tie his own shoes, but Pearl can't tie her own shoes and Pearl is bigger than Cody.  Charlie can't tie his own shoes either. But I supposed that's okay because he's not bigger than Pearl or Cody?

In Joseph's classroom every table is labeled with a color, and he is very excited to be sitting at the pink table.  He's very secure in his masculinity.