Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Someone has been watching a little too much television

Me: Joe, you need to decide whether you want to go to soccer camp, because I need to sign you up soon in order to take advantage of the early bird special.

Joe: What's the early bird special?

Me: If we sign you up early, it costs less.

Joe: Do we have to sign up early?

Me: No, but I want to.

Joe: Why?

Me: Because I like to save money.

Joe: You can save money AND live better at Walmart.

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