Kids say the darndest things

For three years now I've been compiling a list of cute (and occasionally not-so-cute) things my kids say. Here are a sampling of some of my favorites from Charlie Barley, the nonstop talker:

Age 11 months, first word:

Uh oh!

Age 2

"A B C D E F G H I J K 8 9 10!"

"Daddy buy more wine?" (whenever we went to Costco)

Age 2 1/2:

"Mommy, not working. Need batteries?" (after trying to use a white
crayon on white paper)

"Where is my friend Daddy?"

"Where is my beautiful, beautiful football?"

Age 3:

"Mom, can you print it out please?" (after drawing on his magna doodle)

Age 3 1/2:

"Daddy, when you find it, say 'Aha!'" (as he and Cort look for a lost baseball bat)

"It must be late because outside is off."

"Daddy, what color are the Highlights' helmets? Who are the Highlights playing?" (upon being told that Cort was not watching an actual football game, but just highlights from one)

"The Texans made a touchdown! How fun is that for the Houston Texans?" (playing his own imaginary football game)

Almost 4:

Cort: "I'm a little disappointed with the way you guys behaved at dinner tonight." Charlie: "Yeah Daddy, I know. I was disappointed that San Diego beat Gonzago."

"Mom, I don't like spinach. I think when I'm 37 and you're 70, then I'll like it. Yeah, it might take me a long time, but I'll like it then."

Age 4:

"Mom, I think "bacteria" is Spanish for "germs."

"I'm going to love you forever. I'm not ever, ever, ever not going to love you."

"Look Mom, it looks like Idaho!" (upon finding an irregular shaped Dorito in his bag (and it did))