Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Wisdom from Joseph

Joseph is mostly a man of fewer words than his brother (who chatters nonstop), but his musings can be more "profound." Here are a few of the gems I've collected from Joe over the past few years:

Age 11 months, first word:

"Da da"

Age 2 1/2:

"Left is my favorite foot."
Age 3 1/2:

"Will and Helen aren't people. They're babies!"
"Two [thumbs up] is 'good job.' One [thumbs up] is 'Gig 'Em
Aggies!'"
"'One' is a weird word. It says 'w' but there's no 'w.' That's
funny!"

"Look, I made Australia!" (after taking a few carefully planned bites from a
Tasty Cake)

Age 4

When asked to name the opposite of "white": "wong."
"I love you 50,000 plus 50,000!"

"Mom, let me tell you something. "Keg" means "a lot of beer."

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