A second grade fairy tale

Football Fairy Tale
By Joseph Maddux
Illistrations by Joseph Maddux*
(c) 2011 10/27-11/7

Once upon a time 1,000000000 (One thousand milion) years ago there was a person named Chad Johnson who wanted to play on the Baltimore Colts.  But the owner of the Colts Vince Foster did not let him.  So he waited another season to see if he would let him play on the Baltimore Colts.  Evrey night he dreamed if he was on the colts scoring touchdowns, kicking feild goals and even interceptions touchdowns and saftys [safeties] and winning the superbowl to get the Vince Lombardi trophy.  One day Chad saw a pebble and thought it was magic and wished for a Colt uniform and as soon as he snapped he saw it laying on the ground and called Vince and Chad said "I've got a uniform" Vince said "what number is your uniform" Chad said "number eighteen" "great there's no Colt number is number eighteen" said Vince "you can play on the colts!" said Vince again.  "Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Chad Vince said "first game verses Indianapolis Ravens but if we loose you are kicked out of the team" said Vince.  Soon it was time to play the Ravens kicked off Chad got the ball he ran and ran and ran until sombody tacled [tackled] him he was on the Ravens twenty-nine yard line.  The quarterback Alex Smith tried to pass to Oscar Tate but it was a incomplete pass to Oscar.  It was 2nd down and 10 to go Alex Smith got sacked for a loss of 10 yds.  The Colts were in troble Alex trough [threw] to Oscar it was incomplete.  It was 4th and 20 Alex pased down feild to Chad and he caugt the ball and ran it was end of 1st but play keeps going 20 15 10 5 GOAL TOUCHDOWN COLTS!  That was end of the 1st  The Colts kicked of [off] the ravens got it the Ravens fumbles Chad with the ball 5 4 3 2 1 G TOUCHDOWN CHAD!  The Colts kicked of [off] agian the stop by Sam Cushing that stoped on the 2 yd. line.  "Hut" said the quarterback.  Sacked for 3 yds.  Safty 2 points!  It was 16-0 Colts at the end of the half.  The Ravens safty bunted and Chad got the ball he ran and ran and ran and ran and ran to the 1 yd. line  Touchdown run by Oscar Tate.  End of the 3rd!  Colt kickoff he rant to the 11.  The quarterback trough [threw] to the running back ran 10 yds.  First down.  2 downs pastest [passed] away with runs and a incomplete pass and they kicked a feid [field] goal.  It was 23-3 teh Cots were wining with 1 sec. left.  They kneeled it.  It was game end Chad stayed on the Colts THE END

*Questionable on the illustrations, since there were no pictures.